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for violating financial disclosure law.

I like the way you phrased it actually before, because I didn't know about the two decades thing, and I didn't know- I can also agree with that as well.

Why are we silent?

Okay, Nancy, I'm sorry.

Say it again.

Violating financial disclosure.

You want me to write it in the chat?

Yeah, I would like it in the chat. If that's doable.

I'll write it in the chat.

Yeah, just put it in the chat right now.

Yeah.

Yeah, just go ahead and hurry up and put that in the chat for me

Please no no they're doing this on purpose guys.

I'm just trying to make it easier Lauren.

Yeah, Lauren.

No, I'm saying JJ.

Why am I being singled out Lauren?

That's ridiculous.

Because you're the other guy that's on your...

So my political beliefs are messed up because of you.

I see how it is Lauren.

Kimberly would you like me to print this out for you in the chat?

Let me see if...

Shut the f* up Kimberly.

Who just said that?

Yeah, I just don't ever be appreciated getting kicked out and being called a dick.

I can get an apology if I

Abraham said it was a left-wing group and these are all lefties

and they said that and they said your views don't jive with

Kimberly it sounds like you're acting like a shot you are repeating words

and getting louder every time you're very impatient I'm sorry, but this is this has been getting out of hand.

I've just kind of been spectating the last couple Yeah,

I do Hey pal, I'm JJ.

I'm new here.

Where's the link for the meditation?

Hey JJ, we keep our microphones and our cameras off here So if you could just turn that off, it should be available for you in the chat.

Yeah, all right my fault I'll turn my camera off then.

Thank you Hey, I was just wondering where the link's at Hey, I don't know if you just heard what I said to JJ

But we like to keep our cameras and our microphones off here

so that people can meditate peacefully All that information should be available for you in the chat.

Okay.

All right.

Thanks.

Hey, just one more quick question I don't see the link in the chat if you could send it to me.

That'd be great.

Sure Hey, Joe just pop it in here me either you guys are

the ones who do you do a little Content right we're always

This is a serious place for serious emotion now This is

our ritual inner people who come here are trying to actually better themselves.

I'm sorry You're bringing us all way way down.

I feel like I mean right now.

Yeah, this is our first time here, sir We never were here before confused on that.

Well, you know, I think it's probably gonna be your last time here.

All right.

No, that's not very nice And practice mindfulness maybe you should make content about mindfulness How about that?

Um, what do you think about that?

Well, we're just here to actually make content about meditation, so...

You think that would go viral?

I think that you're not prepared to undertake the type of work that's happening here.

You guys can post this online, you can put it on TikTok, you can put it on YouTube.

People who are interested in real spiritual advancement, they're not gonna care.

We're interested in that.

That's what I'm trying to do.

You guys are cowards.

You're emotional invertebrates.

You could never understand the type of work that's happening here.

Sorry, what is emotional invertebrates?

What does that mean?

It means...

I don't know.

Oh, okay.

We're just here to meditate.

If we could start the meeting, that'd be perfect, actually.

Can you guys just get out of here, please?

I don't appreciate calling us cowards.

It's pretty rude.

I'll mute up, Aaron.

So wait, when do we start the meditation?

I'm gonna go ahead and remove the two of you from this session.

This is literally our first time.

Do that right and find the...

Nope, let's...

I think I just took a screenshot.

Just go ahead and log out.

You can log out or I can throw you out.

I'll wait for you to throw me out.

It's not working.

If you guys could just...

You guys are the type of kids that never, never graduate from high school, huh?

Is that you guys?

Yeah, that's me.

Drop that grade nine.

I'll make it easy for you.

I'll leave the meeting.

Have a great day.

Thank you.

Thank you, JJ.

Thank you, Joe.

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Also, if you could just send me the link to meditate, that'd be perfect.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Before this video goes on, I need everyone to go subscribe to my second YouTube channel.

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I'm uploading unreleased content, exclusive content, behind the scenes, anything you could think of.

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I've been pretty consistent on it, so everyone go subscribe.

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I'm trying to get it to a hundred thousand subscribers just

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because I did not get my plaque for this YouTube channel I was literally denied by YouTube.

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They said my content was too edgy So if we get my second channel to a hundred thousand subscribers, maybe I can get my plaque who knows everyone go subscribe

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and enjoy the content on there back to the video Hey everyone, I'm JJ.

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Hey Steve.

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How are you?

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Pretty good.

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What are you up to today?

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Well, I'm munching dinner while I'm doing this Whoa, what you eating?

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Eating chicken.

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Oh, I'm vegan.

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So it's pretty offensive to me.

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I apologize.

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Apology not accepted Ah, I'm pulling your leg, I'm pulling your leg.

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When's this shit get started around there?

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Is the proctor here?

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Yes, the proctor is here.

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You are them?

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I am, I am.

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Merci beaucoup.

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I was just saying if you knew.

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Oh, hell no. Hello, Hitchbackster.

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Hey, Hitch.

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How you guys doing, Joe and JJ?

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Steve.

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Yes, sir.

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Where are you dialing in from?

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So we can get this shit started already.

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Okay, can we keep it family friendly?

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Because I have parental control as my mother is watching my screen, so.

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Well, you're in Toastmasters, so if you didn't know Toastmasters, you have freedom of speech.

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All right, you're being a dickweed, so. So, anywho.

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Steve, where are you calling in from?

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Ohio.

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Ohio, of course.

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Asshole.

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Hey.

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Are you talking to me?

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Steve.

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Yes.

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Whoever blinks first loses.

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Ready, go.

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Oh, you lost.

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Steve lost.

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Oh, you're actually ass.

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You're actually dog shit.

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You're gonna get shit on Steve.

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Steve, you want to go best two out of three or no?

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Best two out of three on blinking?

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Yeah.

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All right, ready, go.

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I mean, what's going on here?

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22, I think he is.

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Two grown adults.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh, you're shit!

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I saw it.

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I won.

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That's two out of three I won.

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It was for you.

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All right, so basically that means you have to be kicked out of the group now.

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Nah, that's f*ed up, man.

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Hey, Stevie.

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It's all right, buddy.

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We like you.

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You know what?

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You're just an ass.

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Hey, everyone.

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I'm JJ.

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Yeah, I'm here for Ukulele Club.

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All right, cool.

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So I'm just going to start the song, so I just ask you to mute yourself, okay?

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Got it.

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All right, let's start off with Best Day of My Life.

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I think that's a pretty easy one to get started with.

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Did you ever learn the ukulele solo for that?

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Um, yeah, I still haven't taken the time.

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No questions, please mute.

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Hey, good morning, everyone.

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Sorry I'm late.

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I'm JJ.

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Hi, JJ.

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Anyway, guys, we have...

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It's going to be closer to 20 films we're going to be making.

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I'm becoming professional at rigging four-legged animals in Blender.

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Some people like the Unreal Engine, but I don't know.

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I just, I guess I picked up Blender first.

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I also picked up Blender first.

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Oh, yeah.

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Have you have you done anything JJ in the Unreal Engine just out of question?

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Um, no, I'm not very experienced with that.

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I'm more of a blender guy.

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JJ, please, if you would, introduce yourself to the group.

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Hey everyone, I'm JJ.

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Been making films for about 10 years now.

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Um, I'm out in Alaska.

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Basically, I'm just really motivated to, um, do coke and make films.

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What?

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Might as well get started.

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So happy to have you all here.

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So happy to see all the new faces, all the old faces uh just to get everybody involved we'll start off with some proverbs the way

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that proverbs work are

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together as a group we got a nap going i'll fix it it's all right you're the birthday boy

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so you get a pass happy birthday the way

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that proverbs work is we are going to happy birthday

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and everyone's just going to add another word to the sentence

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so one word at a time and we're going to see

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if how well as a group that we can complete just have one complete thought

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so jesse if you'll start us off with a brand new proverb going one word at a time.

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Grapefruit begins with canoodling canary mute two well not the number two but two in furnace.

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All right let's do a full stop right there so grapefruit begins with canoodling canary mute to infernus.

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All right do we have any possible translations for this phrase anybody have any ideas?

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Clearly this is representative um the whole canary in the coal

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mine concept the person was just not particularly adept in english but um

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They meant to stay in Canary in a coal mine.

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Uh, any other possibilities?

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Go ahead, Mike.

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So you used grapefruits to, like, throw.

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That's the vibe I'm getting.

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These are things are always up for content.

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Why did Adrienne say to get out?

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Cuz Mike needs to get out!

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Adrienne does not understand that other people may see her behavior out of context and, uh...

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Yeah, I could also, like, why- that was pretty out of context.

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Just get out?

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That's pretty rude, no?

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Yeah, Adrienne, if you're gonna bully your friends, make sure to do that in direct messages so that you're not confusing people who don't know.

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Yeah, I don't appreciate that at all.

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This is a harder one to try to get a translate on.

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Yeah, no bragging.

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This one, this phrase, the reason why this phrase may have been a little bit more... About what?

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I'm hearing someone say no bragging.

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Yeah, I heard a little bragging in my ear.

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Not sure who it was, when it was, but I heard a little bragging.

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I don't think...

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I think I do.

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I'm pretty sure I heard it.

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Do you guys mind making sure that we can still focus on the group?

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Thanks.

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Yes, unfortunately, I heard some bragging.

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I had to point it out.

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Hey, everyone, I'm JJ.

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Hello.

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Who would everyone vote for here in the 2020 presidential election?

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That's confidential.

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Don't ask that.

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I think it's pretty easy to figure out if you talk to somebody for five minutes.

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Alright, David.

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So I'm guessing you're a Biden guy, David?

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I think I'm a couple of them bummers.

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Paula, you said you had a dream about Bernie Sanders.

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What was the dream?

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I don't remember exactly.

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We're just hanging out.

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We're just chilling.

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Alright, alright, Paula.

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That's enough.

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You shut up.

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You don't talk to your elders like that.

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Alright, alright, Paula.

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Like a human girlfriend or like a cat girlfriend?

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Like a cat girlfriend.

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Alright, alright, Paula.

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Alright, alright, Paula.

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You're done.

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No one really asked your life story, you know?

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What?

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Yeah.

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Anyways, Kanye 2024, baby.

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Let's get it.

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Oh, okay.

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When am I going to ban the two Zoom bombers?

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Just say when.

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When am I going to ban the two Zoom bombers?

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Maybe when they lose their virginity.

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Oh, that would be a good one, April.

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Let's cut that out.

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Oh, we're going nuclear already.

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Oh, crap.

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Excuse me.

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Paula made some inappropriate comments about me.

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If we can boot her out of here.

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I'm not okay with that.

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I think some of these people know I'm a veteran.

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Not like a war veteran.

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Oh, we know that like a veterinarian like you work on cats and dogs sure looks like it It's terrible.

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I mean you guys are so young and you know somewhat attractive

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Why you gotta zoom bomb people that you think I'm attractive I wouldn't kick you out of

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If you were older Way too old for you you wouldn't kick me out of the bedroom Oh my god, that's fine.

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This became a comedy show.

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Excuse me, Paula, would you kick me out of the bedroom or no?

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Oh, no. I'm confused what's going on here, Paula.

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I'm sorry, guys.

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I run a business and I'm, like, trying to become a public figure.

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Barzan, you didn't need a brag there.

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Like, no one really asked about that, you know?

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You're just bragging.

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What?

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Yeah, you're bragging.

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No bragging.

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No bragging, buddy.

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You're done.

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You're cut off.

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Mute.

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Done.

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Over.

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Gone.

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Bye.

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Done.

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All right.

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Well, you enjoyed muting for yourself.

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That's it.

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Goodbye.

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Change my name back.

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No. You don't have the power here Holy

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Someone give me a foot massage Can you tie up your shirt a little bit?

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I mean, what are we showing off?

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No bragging, you know?

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Holy shirt You're just trying to show off the chest, we know I don't have to Why are your eyes drawn to his flesh?

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That's the real question Okay I'm asking like in earnest I'm not trying to roast you

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So you're homophobic Why am I homophobic?

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You're the one who wants him to button off Why are you questioning my sexuality now?

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I don't care, you can be whatever you want Oh, so don't question me again I'm not engaged in a conversation where we're trying to one up each other socially.

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I don't care about roasting you.

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I'm making an observation and I'm stating a fact.

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Jill, get the hell out of here.

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You're the one who always has to come up with- Yeah, Jill, no driving.

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Get the f* out of the car.

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I just got audio right now, so if you've been talking to me, I haven't been able to hear you.

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They're a Zoom Bombers.

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Yeah, we're telling you to get the hell out of the meeting, Jill.

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You guys are Gen Z.

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They're all about the banter.

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Okay, now I'm just getting insulted.

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I just got- How did you guys get him to the MBTI then? uh paula posted it on facebook

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and told everyone to join which uh

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which bar did you need paula in tender i'm a little bit uncomfortable why

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because i changed your name to dumb

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and dumb yeah it's kind of insulting brennan can you change

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it back dude change it back i will give you this

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knuckle sandwich were you guys like loved by your parents

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when you were children change my name to lube dude come

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on it's actually not funny brennan really i'm an infj jumper so niti I prefer people over 18.

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Yeah, well, I'm 15.

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I'm a minor.

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You don't look 15.

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I gotta say you look a lot older.

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You look like an asshole.

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I look like an asshole?

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He knows it already, though.

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He knows.

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Did you say that I look like an asshole?

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I forgot what your name was.

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Jeff, was it?

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Did you say that I look like an asshole?

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Family friendly, please.

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Come on, guys.

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Well, you are an asshole.

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So fuck you.

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You're an asshole, Barzin.

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Fuck my dick.

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That's a minor.

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What the freak, dude?

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Then get out of the groove.

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Brennan, do you want to kick these guys out?

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Your business opportunity is over, I'll tell you that.

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Brennan, kick these guys out.

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You know what, Marzen, you know what?

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Fuck you, Marzen, hey.

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Fuck you.

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Fuck you.

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Eat shit.

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...from, uh, other places, and JJ, welcome.

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I think you've been here before, right?

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Yeah, I've been here.

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You've been to my meetings, JJ?

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Uh, not yours in specific, no. And where are you calling in from?

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I'm calling in from Alaska.

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Oh, wow.

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I lived in Alaska when I was like two years old.

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I don't remember anything about it.

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What's it like in Alaska these days?

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Yeah, it's cold, dark, scary.

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Scary?

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Yeah.

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Really?

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What's so scary about it?

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Well, it's dark six months out of the year, so I can't really see shit, but we're here, you know?

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Yep.

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What I like to do is just kind of get in conversation.

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Let me take a crack at it.

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Sure!

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I'm going to Yankee Stadium this Sunday.

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When I bought these tickets for Sunday, I had no idea it's gay pride day.

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The ticket would have cost me about $160.

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I paid $85.

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I couldn't believe it.

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Hey, I don't mean to be the buster of bad news, but no bragging, buddy.

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Like, we get it.

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You got free tickets, you know?

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Why not? Is that...

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You don't like the fact that he's bragging, JJ?

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Nah, I'm a little bit jealous.

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I can't lie.

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No bragging.

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Thank you.

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I'm okay with bragging.

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If you don't like bragging, you can mute everybody.

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Yeah, everyone, please mute.

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Thank you.

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No bragging.

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I feel like I want to brag a little bit more now, just to annoy you.

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Yeah, no bragging.

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I'm not going to do that tonight.

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Thank you.

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What's your issue with bragging?

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Just not a fan of it.

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I wasn't bragging.

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It kind of seemed to like, a little bit.

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You may not believe it, but it was literally pure luck.

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Welcome, Todd and Adrian just joined us.

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Where are you both calling in from?

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Hey, I'm from Los Angeles.

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And then Bob, where are you from?

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I'm in Stan Island, New York.

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My name is Dyshan, but you can call me Di.

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And everybody is open and welcome to brag here, if you'd like.

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Despite how JJ feels about it.

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No bragging.

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Sorry, I'm a little late.

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Joe, where are you calling in from?

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Dallas, one sec, I gotta get a fork.

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Yeah, take your time.

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I'm curious about these guys.

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Totally fine with you trolling.

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No, I'm not trolling, I actually have food, sorry.

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Oh, okay, I'm not solely talking about you, but welcome anyway, Joe.

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Hey, Tessa, welcome.

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I didn't see...

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I was letting people in and I didn't realize I missed somebody there, so...

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First time here?

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And where are you calling in from?

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Ohio.

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Nice, welcome.

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Great to have you.

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Hey Ohio.

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Great society have to teach our children from the house because at this moment people are getting concentrated in their ideas.

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Is this considered bragging?

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I'm sorry, what did you say?

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I said, is that bragging?

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I don't know if that's considered bragging or not.

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Why did you mention that?

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Because I heard someone say something about no bragging when I joined, so I thought that was a rule.

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It's definitely not a rule.

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Yeah, no bragging.

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Thank you.

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Appreciate it.

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But I didn't know I got in a little late.

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Did you say that no bragging is a rule or isn't a rule?

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I didn't say that that was a rule.

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For some reason JJ has an issue with it.

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I'd love to hear what the issue is.

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I just I don't enjoy bragging that's really all it is.

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So you think that we should all stop bragging because you don't enjoy it?

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What about our needs?

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Oh no they don't matter.

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Sean can I um Michael was talking about common courtesy?

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I feel like that would be common courtesy for no bragging.

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Yeah, come on dickweed.

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Well who decides what bragging is?

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Me.

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The world of robs around me.

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JJ guess what I don't know if you got Jacob's meeting mixed up with mine, but this is a womb wisdom class.

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Oh, I'm a woman.

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I identify as a woman.

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Me as well.

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I mean you're totally welcome to be here.

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Hey everyone, I'm JJ.

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Alright, I am a woman as well.

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We are really gonna be connecting to the womb, so if you don't have a womb, that's gonna be a little hard.

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Wow, you're assuming what I have down there?

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I'm not assuming.

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Just saying if you don't have a womb, that might be hard to connect.

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Are you saying you don't have a womb? um confused on

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that no jacob's not saying

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that no i am cassandra i just use his profile oh

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do you use like uh are you like a dual personality i've been seeing

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that going around too lately are you talking to me specifically

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yeah like the alter ego trend like you go by jacob

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and then cassandra too no okay that's a little bit rude

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to say no it's just it's the new thing i'm kind

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of down with it i've been those of us who embodied more than one thing

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so it's not a new trend and we've existed so You're with the new trend, Caitlin?

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It's not a new trend, no. Yes, I bring ancient wisdom and medicine with me, yes.

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Caitlin, it's been a while since I've seen you.

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How are you?

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Good, how are you?

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I'm great.

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Do you guys know each other?

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Yeah. Do we?

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I've been in this Zoom class before, I just haven't turned my camera on.

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I haven't ever been able to come live with Jacob before yet.

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I think maybe even once, so.

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How long have you been doing the new trend, Caitlin?

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The new trend?

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There isn't a new trend.

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Which trend are you talking about?

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The alter ego trend Joe that's not a trend

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Joe you being a big dick I'm really not

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You're very close minded right now Yeah that's pretty close minded

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And you're just calling it an alter ego I'm trying to invest in it

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because I'm into it I don't know what it feels like Hey Jacob

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Hey Caitlin where'd you get your haircut done Hello You're muted Oh you're muted I don't know if you don't know

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Thank you Wait, whoa might be a hacker.

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Should we get him out of here?

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Yeah, he's a troll.

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My name.

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There we go.

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Hey, what's that a background of asshole?

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What'd you just say?

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I said what's that a background of Calaridian?

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That's Cincinnati.

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Oh, you know it all dickhead.

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Excuse me?

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It's a nice background though.

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Can I send you a sign-off form for what college?

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I have to be here for community service.

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So you don't want to be here?

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You just have to be here.

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I have to be here, but I'll choose to be here if I need to actually know I can't do that I am required to be here.

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I flunk my class.

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This is for people that just discuss about creating events.

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Speaking of which.

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Yes.

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Are you going to interrupt me again?

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Or can I speak?

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Go ahead, asshole.

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Are you serious?

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No, never mind.

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So in my hometown, I want to throw an event for like about 100 years ago.

546

There was a witch that came to our town and cursed like half the buildings.

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But I don't know how to reach an audience.

548

Do you want to keep speaking there, Edward Terrace?

549

Well, I got kicked out of the whole discussion and I was trying to get the sign off form.

550

Oh, really?

551

Well, guess what?

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He doesn't have an email so you can f* off.

553

Can I just copy paste the PDF and then you just type your name in the chat?

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Then I can just bounce out of here.

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Seems like we're using him.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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I'm not using you.

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I just have to be here.

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Where are you guys all from?

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That's confidential.

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I live in Florida, but I also live in California.

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Do you have two houses?

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Yes.

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You don't need to brag, buddy.

565

He wasn't bragging.

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He was just telling us we asked him.

567

It was kind of bragging.

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So excuse me, Mr. Two Houses.

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When do we usually get started around here?

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This is all just to talk about the group.

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Seems pretty shitty.

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You obviously haven't been here before, so you can leave.

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Dude, dude, get the fuck.

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Like, slice it out, buddy.

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Get the fuck off.

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I just want to talk about an event, but I don't know why everyone's just interrupting.

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After I was really interrupted about talking about my event, and then we started going on to where people live, which is kind of private.

578

Not gonna lie.

579

So, back to the discussion.

580

Why are you guys laughing at me?

581

Stop it.

582

Sorry.

583

I'm just getting weird vibes from this group.

584

Kind of giving, like, pedophile vibes, if I'm being honest.

585

What the fuck?

586

Excuse me say one more time.

587

Yeah, that's what I thought Edward Edward Edward

588

Edward you want to focus on the fucking group or look at your other monitor already and there's the

589

Form you know what I can just spell that out for you Edward Harris.

590

I need coward in for it Well, he's not talking as much as I am.

591

So I'm basically the wait.

592

I have a question your name sounds a lot like n-word terrorist Excuse me.

593

What are you kidding?

594

Oh, so there's a terrorist in this group down.

595

Are you gonna speak at all?

596

Yeah, like this is your f*ing group buddy lock in.

597

I don't have much to say.

598

Hey everyone, I'm JJ.

599

I'm new here.

600

Alright, I'm always curious to find out if you're the first time here.

601

It is my first time.

602

Yeah, mine too.

603

A lot of head nuts.

604

Ripper wants to go first, gets to pick who goes next and if you just want to introduce yourself.

605

Alright, JJ.

606

What caught your interest about tonight?

607

Hey everyone, my name is JJ.

608

I'm from Alaska.

609

Hey.

610

I have a coke addiction.

611

I love hookers and I'm here to learn more about the group.

612

So do I pick who's next?

613

Yeah.

614

Let's go with Becca.

615

Hello.

616

I came to this group a couple years ago.

617

I thought it was a good opportunity to reconnect and see how things are going.

618

Hey, guys.

619

My name is Val.

620

I'm actually calling in from Dallas, Texas.

621

So we get a little variety here about I see where everyone's from.

622

I don't really know too much about everything.

623

Just kind of dipping my toe in the water, if you know what I mean.

624

That's all for me.

625

Let's see who has not went?

626

JJ.

627

Hey everyone, I'm JJ.

628

I'm out in Alaska.

629

I'm addicted to coke and hookers.

630

And I'm here to learn- Oh, you went already.

631

You went already.

632

So particularly for Val, JJ, and Hitch, I have really bad experience with zoom bombers.

633

So if you can't control yourself and how you're participating, um, I have a very short fuse.

634

I'm sorry.

635

I didn't know.

636

I'm sorry about your short fuse.

637

I just didn't understand.

638

I'm just saying it out loud so that there aren't Hey, it's JJ popping in here.

639

I don't mean to, you know, mess with your short fuse, but I'm not a zoom bomber or anything.

640

That's fine.

641

I'll be the one to decide.

642

I can tell with the short fuse, you know?

643

Exactly.

644

So, your irreverence around your addictions and shit?

645

Uh, what?

646

Why'd you just cuss?

647

Yeah, I'm family friendly.

648

Alright, bye.

649

So, making fun of my addictions.

650

Okay, I'll report this.

651

Okay. Do that.

652

You're a coward!

653

Hey everyone, sorry I'm late.

654

I'm JJ.

655

Hey JJ.

656

Hey, sorry I'm late, I'm Joe.

657

No you're not.

658

How's it going everyone?

659

Good.

660

What kind of writing do you guys?

661

Howdy.

662

How you doing?

663

Hello.

664

Did we already get started?

665

Are we late?

666

No, you're on time.

667

Oh perfect.

668

Sweet.

669

So what about Oppenheimer?

670

Lauren, mute.

671

In the movie Oppenheimer?

672

Lauren, click the mute button.

673

It's the bottom left corner.

674

Yeah, I think I was hearing some feedback as well.

675

There's a scene where this scientist who was conflicted about creating the atom bomb, some Hindu group is now saying that this is racist against them.

676

It's racist.

677

I don't know if I could agree with that.

678

I don't know if it'd be racist.

679

How is it racist?

680

Lauren, mute.

681

Yeah, we didn't ask for your input, little bro.

682

I am confused on that.

683

How does that, how is that racist?

684

Cause I watched that scene back in 09, I think.

685

Lauren, I see you unmuted again.

686

If you can go back to that subject, I just am confused.

687

Joe, can you explain why that's racist?

688

It's racist because basically what they're doing is disrespecting culture.

689

That's what I have to say about that.

690

Barnett, what did we think of that?

691

Is that correct or incorrect?

692

Absolutely not.

693

You're quoting something that historically happened.

694

He didn't say that to insult the Hindu population.

695

No, he did.

696

No, he didn't.

697

Can I hear another input on this as well?

698

Bob, do you have one?

699

Yeah, I think you guys are trying to bomb this.

700

No, we're talking about the atom bomb in Oppenheimer.

701

No, you guys are Zoom bombers, and that's what I think we're doing.

702

You're trying to take control of this.

703

That might be racist.

704

That might be discrimination.

705

Yeah, are you coming at me?

706

Me and Barna have been having a discussion here.

707

What have I tried to take over?

708

I write nonfiction.

709

Okay.

710

I write fictional stories.

711

I'm a very big author.

712

I'm a pretty big deal.

713

What do you write, Barnett?

714

I've got 40 books published so far.

715

I'm working on six more.

716

I actually have 42 published right now.

717

Bragging number.

718

It wasn't a brag.

719

I was just putting that out there.

720

I make fan fiction sometimes.

721

What's fan fiction?

722

I want to go crazy right here, but um...

723

Define that?

724

Well, say there's a boy.

725

Uh, say there's a girl.

726

Uh, I write about them.

727

It's doing their thing.

728

Again, I don't want to make it an inappropriate scene here.

729

It's just...

730

No, go ahead.

731

Go ahead.

732

Could I go, Barnett?

733

What's that?

734

Could I talk about my writing?

735

Yeah, please do.

736

Yeah, please do.

737

Sometimes I talk about furries fucking or a lot of bucks.

738

Okay, well, this is getting out of hand now.

739

Well, it's just what I enjoy.

740

Yeah.

741

Maybe Bob was right.

742

Maybe this guy is a spammer.

743

Get off here, asshole.

744

Excuse me?

745

What makes you right about that?

746

Dude, it's just a fantasy.

747

I have kinks, all right?

748

What is Lauren exactly right?

749

Lauren died.

750

Wow.

751

Lauren is a out of a respected published author.

752

Don't speak for Lauren.

753

What?

754

Don't speak for her.

755

Why not?

756

We've been friends for six years.

757

I've been YouTube.

758

What's going on here?

759

Bob, what are you right about, buddy?

760

Bammers, like all of you.

761

You write about bombers like all of us?

762

Confused what that means?

763

Yeah, buddy.

764

Don't call me buddy, bucko.

765

Yeah, asshole.

766

You call him buddy.

767

I'm calling you buddy.

768

Buddy.

769

Excuse me, gentlemen.

770

We don't use that language in this...

771

Hey, dickweed.

772

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

773

Kick rocks, Bardette.

774

Yo, I'm so worried about you.

775

Asshole.

776

Where do you want to meet?

777

Where do I want to meet you?

778

On the wrong side of some jail cell bars.

779

That's Mark's confused, man.

780

I'm confused.

781

Like, I thought this was a writing group.

782

It is.

783

I think Joe's a phony, honestly.

784

Barnett's a phony.

785

Barnett's the leader of this group.

786

Oh yeah, asshole?

787

Yeah, asshole.

788

Hey, don't cuss at me.

789

Joe, Barnett is the leader of this group.

790

I wouldn't be talking to him like that.

791

Barnett better not cuss at me again or we're gonna have a problem.

792

Ooh, I'm worried.

793

You're gonna be real worried when you catch this knuckle sandwich.

794

Oh.

795

Oh my gosh.

796

Joe, you're not intimidating, asswhite.

797

See this?

798

I see your knuckle sandwich and I raise you a concealed carry permit.

799

What do you got, pal?

800

What do you want me to have?

801

You wouldn't be able to hit me, I'm too fast.

802

I thought this group was about writing.

803

I signed up for this.

804

Barnett's being an asshole though, so...

805

Hey Joe, you're a jack wagon.

806

That's what you are.

807

Big dick.

808

Bob, maybe get your sh together and run a meeting.

809

Bob, are you gonna write about this?

810

I mean, you should.

811

I'm reporting the three of you right now.

812

No, dude!

813

No, dude!

814

Anyways, Barnett, let's have a real man conversation.

815

So what was your recent book about?

816

My most recent book is a science book.

817

No one gives a shit.

818

Wow.

819

Really?

820

Wow.

821

Running back at this shit now.

822

Barnett, you want to tussle or not?

823

Can we stop dicking around?

824

Barnett, don't listen to this asswipe.

825

He has zero books published.

826

Bob, we can back away from our screen a little bit.

827

Let me see if I can count the weights.

828

I'm 71.

829

Barnett, don't let this young punk get in your head.

830

I'll get a worst nightmare.

831

Oh, yeah.

832

That's so funny.

833

You are my worst nightmare?

834

Okay.

835

Anyways, Bob, can we work on maybe kicking us?

836

I'm a little bit bored now.

837

Maybe I should be the group leader.

838

I don't know just a Suggestion.

839

So what do you write about in your more than 40 books?

840

I'm non-fictional literature.

841

I'm sorry what?

842

Non-fictional literary.

843

Okay, are you on Amazon?

844

Yeah, I'm all over Amazon top page.

845

Bob, holy shit.

846

Can we get a move on with this?

847

This is right of talking about writing junior.

848

Go away.

849

Who'd you just tell to go away?

850

I think you know who you are Talking to me like that asshole.

851

All right, let me suck it Why is it quiet in here?

852

What is your, what are you, what's your, your- DJ asked if he could suck it.

853

Um, don't recall that.

854

Wow.

855

Hello?

856

I think one of our members just shit himself.

857

Bob, how far along are we in the process?

858

Bob?

859

Hello?

860

What, are you sleeping over there?

861

Oh, shit, is he calling the cops?

862

Hey, Barney, um, what are you doing?

863

Anyways, maybe we could start the meeting.

864

Wait, do you guys get erectile dysfunctions?

865

Wow.

866

Just- general question, they don't even answer.

867

This is a rude meeting.

868

Okay, bro, I'm gonna Yeah, we're gonna see Hey, I'm JJ.

869

I'm just gonna say I have to repeat everything you say to him.

870

Can you say everything you said again?

871

So I can repeat it cuz I have headphones on you can't hear very good

872

so long he said so I'm gonna train you Hear me alright.

873

Yeah, we can hear you.

874

All right, buddy.

875

Keep going Hit the corner microphone in the left corner, too.

876

Okay, there's too many people talking.

877

I hear someone saying mute yourself I just joined on a different browser.

878

Should we join on a different browser?

879

How's her?

880

Cindy, Cindy they're hacking you.

881

Carol, please mute.

882

We're not hacking pal.

883

Should I join on a different computer?

884

Tell me what they say.

885

Ummm, she said you're a bitch.

886

Oh.

887

Hey, I'm JJ.

888

Thank you for telling me that.

889

Hello, how are you Christina?

890

Excellent, how about yourself?

891

Good, doing well.

892

Welcome JJ and welcome Joe.

893

Basically rules of the group are, there's no rules, we're just polite.

894

But I like to put people on the spot in a really nice way and ask you what your thing is.

895

What's your creative thing? being oh um yeah i don't really

896

i'm not really creative you must be everyone has something they're

897

good at what's your passion oh i can't think like what

898

kind of hobbies do you have jj do you want to

899

jump in fortnight the game yep yep oh my god very very i'll sauce anyone here you know

900

if anyone wants to want to thank you for letting him go first

901

because that makes me feel a lot better about myself i like clothes that's rough that's cool i like

902

that what is in designing your clothes

903

or fashion in general i just have a good fashion sense

904

let's be real pardon this kid said let's be real

905

but like you can just see my shirt

906

so i like it fashion's always a good thing yeah i like it any particular designer

907

that um is your favorite well i just got this shirt recently it says eat sleep game repeat i've seen

908

that i actually had that shirt

909

and then i think i turned nine it's a great shirt

910

back in the day you know i think it's a cool design i think so too Yeah, it's great.

911

Is it easy to order a shirt with a message on it that you choose yourself?

912

Yeah, custom.

913

There's heaps of custom-made shirts, and you can just get everything you want.

914

But, I mean, is there, like, a website you can go to where you...

915

No, Corey!

916

Are you looking to get something printed?

917

Hey, Christina, I'm going to record the meeting.

918

No, please don't.

919

I'm sorry.

920

We don't actually have recording.

921

I'm sorry.

922

I just sent a request, though, so if you could just...

923

No, sorry.

924

Why do you need to record the meeting?

925

Yeah, I don't concern to that.

926

There was no recording.

927

Thanks.

928

Sorry.

929

I was just going to record everyone and post it online.

930

Wow.

931

Yeah, no, no. You're weirdo.

932

If anyone, like, starts being rude, I do have to actually please ask you to leave.

933

Okay.

934

It's not up to us, Joe.

935

It's up to Christina.

936

It's her group.

937

Okay, I'm sorry, asshole.

938

I was just gonna see if, like, you guys consented.

939

That's irrelevant.

940

It's Christina's group.

941

She says no. Are you talking to yourself, Joe?

942

Because your name's Joe, too.

943

There was two Joes here.

944

Is there any way that we don't have to put the celery in it?

945

Because I'm not a huge fan of vegetables inside of a chocolate cake.

946

Hey, JJ.

947

I'm Bob.

948

Hi, Bob.

949

Let's let her keep going, guys.

950

My bad.

951

I figured we're out.

952

All right, all right, all right for your life story, you know I'm gonna share with you his question about celery.

953

Duke you can relax Nah, the water's not going anywhere.

954

Normally they would say use applesauce.

955

Yeah, I'm vegan.

956

Nope.

957

Okay, so what we can do with your non-vegan we found you can use organic flaxseed.

958

That's the applesauce, right?

959

I don't like applesauce!

960

Hey, does anybody else see the writing on the screen?

961

Yeah, I think that's very rude.

962

I'm going to remove you all all no it was basom

963

it says it on the screen i don't think it was basom i didn't try all right all right

964

so what if you don't like applesauce what can i use instead

965

oh we have more people than i expected showing up tonight

966

hey everyone i'm jj how are you howdy it's hitch here

967

how you doing this is the vegan ingredients class correct yeah

968

hey what's going on bob i'm new around here oh how

969

long have you guys been being for i've been a vegan

970

for about six months now i'd say yeah i've been vegan three to four years on

971

and off but now i'm full time i I just want to learn more about that here today.

972

I'm sure you guys can give that to us.

973

Coming up on two years.

974

That was right for me.

975

As you guys are new here, we usually share a full vegan meal together.

976

You guys have that tonight?

977

A full vegan meal?

978

Tonight I actually have my deli-style smoked ham.

979

That's wow.

980

This is a vegan.

981

It's really good, actually.

982

Ridiculous.

983

I just want to take a little piece and just, you know.

984

It's bobbed.

985

Really good.

986

Well, tonight I actually brought my ground beef.

987

I found it in my kitchen.

988

That's not vegan.

989

I hope you guys realize that's an animal you're eating right now.

990

Nah, it's just vegan.

991

That's the life you took away.

992

It's f*ing good, I'll tell you that.

993

Is this some kind of joke?

994

Yeah, this is just messed up.

995

Yeah.

996

That is not vegan.

997

Deli style smoked ham.

998

You can say it's vegan though, I guess, you know?

999

Are you smart enough to know what vegan means?

1000

You thought people had to die because of that?

1001

Yeah.

1002

But there's no MSG though.

1003

Do you even know what that stands for?

1004

Oh, f*ing hell.

1005

Clearly someone didn't go to school if they don't know what vegan is.

1006

You guys look like a bunch of twats to me.

1007

Excuse me?

1008

Excuse us?

1009

A bunch of little quats.

1010

I'm not a twat.

1011

What did we do?

1012

Ridiculous.

1013

Is this what goes on around here?

1014

Yeah, I thought this was to learn about vegan.

1015

I thought this was a safe space for vegans like us and now we're being disrespected The maturity level of a child.

1016

Maybe you're the child buddy.

1017

I know I'm I know I only good things for my body and Yeah, don't worry about that.

1018

I'm getting rid of them right now Hey, I'm JJ.

1019

How are ya?

1020

Hey, how's it going?

1021

Yeah, so we've joined like three different classes

1022

and there's just been one person So do you know what's going on tonight or no be different classes?

1023

What do you mean?

1024

This is in a class.

1025

This is a meetup.

1026

You guys have any questions about Unity or anything you want to share?

1027

Nah, I really don't care about Unity, to be honest.

1028

Okay, then why are you here?

1029

To be an asshole.

1030

Jerk off.

1031

Hey, dickweed.

1032

I'm going to try to combine jerk off and dickweed.

1033

It didn't really work out.

1034

David.

1035

Camera on now.

1036

David, come on.

1037

What's up?

1038

What time do we usually get started around here?

1039

It starts at 7 o'clock.

1040

We're 15 minutes behind.

1041

Um, you guys want to talk about Unity or are you just going to wait?

1042

Yes.

1043

I need cameras on now.

1044

I'm not comfortable with that right now.

1045

Why?

1046

Cuz you guys are being a little odd.

1047

You want me to shake it for you?

1048

What the flip?

1049

You want me to shake it?

1050

What's that mean?

1051

What's going on?

1052

I really don't know to be honest.

1053

What do you guys want?

1054

No, I want to record you and put it on the internet!

1055

I'm not okay with that.

1056

I would not like that.

1057

Just turn your f*ing camera on.

1058

Hey!

1059

Jerk off!

1060

Coward.

1061

I want to be Unity, but get ready to air this bitch out if Duda doesn't stop, so...

1062

Dick.

1063

David, camera on.

1064

Why would you think I'd want to do that?

1065

What does it matter?

1066

Cuz I want to see your pretty little face.

1067

Alright, that's a little weird.

1068

You know, I'm kind of busy.

1069

If you guys don't want to talk about unity, I'm just gonna...

1070

What are you busy with?

1071

Unity.

1072

Some of us have jobs and have to work.

1073

I just got off my shift at McDonald's.

1074

I mean, if you guys want to talk about anything else, that's fine too.

1075

What's going on in your life?

1076

Do you have a girlfriend?

1077

No. Are you incels?

1078

Is that what you do?

1079

Yeah, essentially.

1080

Why would you be...

1081

I dropped out of school at grade 9 to become a Fortnite player.

1082

Dropped out of school, tried to become a manager at my McDonald's.

1083

They shut me down, back on cashier.

1084

Can't get any pussy.

1085

Yeah, I mean, that's pretty typical.

1086

I mean, you got lights in the back, yikes.

1087

Hey, asshole, what about your lights in the back?

1088

Well, I'm him, if you didn't know.

1089

Well, guess what?

1090

My lights change colors.

1091

See that?

1092

David, why don't we get rid of him?

1093

Let's have a real man conversation.

1094

Go ahead and start to converse about something.

1095

We're talking about lights.

1096

I mean, I don't see why you guys can't get laid or whatever.

1097

All right, David.

1098

I mean, you're just insulting us now?

1099

Come on.

1100

I mean, come on.

1101

You guys are a lot younger and more handsome than I am.

1102

I could get a girl if I wanted to.

1103

Yeah, so...

1104

Um, David, did you get a lot of puss?

1105

I mean, it sounds like it.

1106

I'm not having any troubles in that regard right now.

1107

Okay, well tell us how we do a tutorial how to get put it be decent to women all women

1108

or a woman and or whoever You're kind of folding right there David.

1109

Are you sure you're not lying?

1110

Oh, no, I'm not lying.

1111

How old are you?

1112

I don't really want to share any personal information.

1113

What's your body count?

1114

Body count zero.

1115

Oh for that.

1116

That's not appropriate.

1117

I'll answer more than David.

1118

We're all at zero.

1119

It's all versions Is this usually what goes on around here?

1120

Usually we talk about unity.

1121

You guys got something to keep my interest.

1122

Oh my God.

1123

I'm going to shit my pants.

1124

Why are you wasting your time on here?

1125

I have three credit cards now.

1126

I need one more though before I can pull out of here.

1127

So IP address, got that.

1128

Yeah, Zoom really needs to work on their security.

1129

David, you're a coward.

1130

I don't care what you think.

1131

Yeah, typical coward.

1132

And I can see what you're doing right now, David.

1133

You think your webcam's really off?

1134

I've had it up on my screen this whole time.

1135

Oh my God, no. All right, that's a little bit weird.

1136

Okay, how many fingers am I holding up?

1137

No, that's not right.

1138

Yeah, because you just switched it to four.

1139

No, it was just one.

1140

Typical coward.

1141

Maybe there's a little delay.

1142

Okay, well, this has been kind of interesting and weird.

1143

Why are you even on here?

1144

Why are you on here?

1145

For the stated reasons of the meetup.

1146

Typical coward.

1147

I got things to do, so I guess I'm just going to end this meeting.

1148

I want to talk about sex.

1149

Hello, sir!

1150

Hello!

1151

You're scrambling, Devo.

1152

But guess what?

1153

You don't have hosts because I have hacked the meeting and I have hacked everyone in this call Hello Hey loser,

1154

what's going on right now?

1155

Was that the host of the meeting a little bit confused on that part? Are we deaf?

1156

I think he was a hacker.

1157

I think I asked the question

1158

if I'm not wrong Debo buddy Can you answer my question or are we hard of hearing it?

1159

Just gonna kick me?

1160

I mean yikes.

1161

Maybe we could back up from the camera?

1162

You're a coward, dickweed.

1163

Hey!

1164

How are ya?

1165

How's it going?

1166

I'm great.

1167

How are you, Kevin?

1168

I've got more people here than my last Zoom call.

1169

When's this thing start?

1170

Officially.

1171

How you doing?

1172

Hitch here.

1173

Howdy.

1174

How you doing, Hitch?

1175

I'm doing great, man.

1176

What about you, Kev?

1177

I'm learning on the fly.

1178

Hey, just a quick question, Kev.

1179

What actually goes on around here?

1180

It's just UFO talk and maybe some local history UFO type stuff.

1181

Have you ever had an experience with a UFO?

1182

Not that I could actually say what UFO.

1183

Jimmy Cooks, how are you?

1184

How's it going?

1185

Connecting to audio.

1186

He might not pick us up yet.

1187

I'm a little bit of a tech guy.

1188

Yeah, we know.

1189

I wish I had you when I did my last Zoom meeting.

1190

Oh, yeah, the last one was...

1191

Boys got fired up in that meeting, eh?

1192

It went down in flames big time.

1193

Hey, Jimmy Cooks, how are you?

1194

Jimmy Cooks.

1195

Hi, Jimmy, are you real?

1196

I'm real.

1197

Prove it.

1198

If you're real then do one push up right now.

1199

Rule.

1200

Okay.

1201

We don't know anybody's real on this call, correct?

1202

Bark once if you're real.

1203

Could be an alien.

1204

Give me a bark if you're real.

1205

Woof.

1206

Okay.

1207

Alright, alright.

1208

Alright, he's real, he's real.

1209

Mmm, I don't know.

1210

Twerk.

1211

Come on.

1212

I must not be real cause I can't do that.

1213

Yeah, you're fake.

1214

Where are you located Kevin?

1215

What is that?

1216

Are you on a hill right now?

1217

Oh, Debbie, how you doing Burns?

1218

I'm in Reno.

1219

Where are you guys located?

1220

I don't know.

1221

I don't know.

1222

That's Doc Fingal.

1223

I'm in Reno, too.

1224

I'm in Asperia.

1225

Yeah, like Corey LeBron.

1226

I think Debbie's in Reno also.

1227

I wouldn't assume that.

1228

Jimmy Cooks, you ever had a UFO experience?

1229

Not yet.

1230

You want one?

1231

Realty.

1232

I have to get abducted three times to be in this group.

1233

I do have to have proof of that.

1234

Kevin, you're talking too much.

1235

I mean, well, you know what?

1236

I know.

1237

I mean, you're just saying a whole lot of nothing.

1238

I feel like I could run this group.

1239

Not a mid-host, honestly.

1240

Wow.

1241

Sorry for the unprofessional apparel right now.

1242

I just got out of bed.

1243

Yeah.

1244

I'll put on a shirt if you want.

1245

Hey, everyone.

1246

I'm JJ.

1247

It looks like your shirt's on backwards, pal.

1248

Hey, everyone.

1249

I'm JJ.

1250

Good, good, good.

1251

Inside out. And backwards.

1252

What's going on?

1253

Hitch had a little wardrobe malfunction, it looks like.

1254

Hey, Hitch.

1255

How are you?

1256

I'm JJ.

1257

Hi.

1258

What are you drinking there, JJ?

1259

Lean.

1260

Where are you guys located?

1261

I'm calling from Dallas.

1262

Canada.

1263

So, how did you hear about our club?

1264

Well, I actually originated from District 4 over in the San Francisco Bay Area, and I just relocated to Dallas, Texas.

1265

So now I'm just kind of popping in to observe.

1266

Thank you.

1267

We are in Silicon Valley, California.

1268

Okay, anyway, so let's actually get our meeting started.

1269

The meeting starts at 6.15 p.m and ends at 7.30 p.m.

1270

PST.

1271

Okay, let me invite our Toastmaster of the Day, Smita Wajir.

1272

Smita has been with our club, I think, for about a year or

1273

so members can you hear me well turn the hell up

1274

you're able to hear me well yes we can hear you

1275

said it again thank you today's agenda will be you guys

1276

self-introducing the members hey i don't mean to interrupt it's jj

1277

right here i think joe just took a picture of us

1278

without consent i'm not sure what the rules are on that

1279

but i'm not very comfortable uh actually my camera this is

1280

not working i was just testing it out to see

1281

if i could get it to turn on oh minor so

1282

if you didn't take a picture of me i can get you sued i'm sorry i'm sorry i wasn't doing

1283

that wasn't doing

1284

that yeah i'm sure you weren't let's focus guys come on smitha take the stage uh

1285

so we'll also be doing the table topics i guess uh

1286

that's how to get into introducing each other quick questions smitha

1287

uh who is evaluating koshi uh can you post the agenda

1288

in the chat we get a little screen share going or or something?

1289

No, we don't see any screen share.

1290

Yeah, I also do not see the screen share.

1291

Yeah, I was asking if we could, Famita.

1292

Oh, what I'm saying is keep it in the chat.

1293

Big dick.

1294

I'm saying we need a screen share so we can read.

1295

Oh, is it an IP grabber?

1296

I don't trust that.

1297

No. I don't know if I can click that link.

1298

I don't like to click links.

1299

That's kind of why I was like if we could just pop up a little screen share or something

1300

What is going on is doing the screen sharing I think it's all gone no Silly little glitch G.

1301

Anaman are you are you doing the screen sharing?

1302

I'm sure which one's doing that.

1303

Yeah I'm confused on that part.

1304

What the freak?

1305

Are we getting hacked?

1306

Looks like it.

1307

Oh no. Yeah, it's kind of a prank right up here.

1308

Can you stop the screen sharing and...

1309

Anyway, the agenda is actually posted in the chat and you can actually click on it and read it.

1310

I just don't want to click a link.

1311

I'm kind of scared of clicking links.

1312

I tried to restore it too.

1313

I'm confused on the screen share part.

1314

You three guys are in the chat.

1315

Third time going over the agenda now?

1316

Yeah, we're pushing four times now.

1317

Yikes.

1318

That's fine now.

1319

We should probably get this group going together.

1320

Is this going to help me or what?

1321

I'm getting lost in the sauce right now.

1322

What's going on?

1323

Someone has titty things to eat.

1324

Oh no. Jerk off.

1325

Not a guy.

1326

You three guys are a team, aren't you?

1327

A team?

1328

Are you on some kind of podcast or something?

1329

No. Anyway, see, could we do this thing?

1330

Hey Matt, can you not talk over the host?

1331

That'd be great.

1332

Okay, okay in a toastmaster meeting we have to obey the code of silence.

1333

Okay speak only when your turn comes up Okay

1334

I don't know

1335

Freedom of speech my first amendment freedom of speech I can speak whenever I want all right you understand

1336

that dude We're in a call in a formal setting.

1337

You don't get to hey jerk off bucko Whatever Okay, dude I think we can actually...

1338

This is ridiculous.

1339

I say we go over the agenda a fifth time.

1340

I don't know.

1341

Let's run six times.

1342

I mean, yikes.

1343

Looks like you don't guys have to...

1344

Can we kick them out?

1345

Yeah, we can actually kick them out.

1346

I'm here to be serious, dude.

1347

I'm not here to...

1348

Yeah, yeah.

1349

Could you please kick them out?

1350

Who's running this?

1351

Oh, you're leaving.

1352

Yeah.

1353

Kashi, lock in.

1354

No one's messing around here.

1355

Someone's obviously hacked the meeting because they don't like the Toastmasters.

1356

You need to hold ground.

1357

Could you please remove these people?

1358

Hey!

1359

Mute the screen.

1360

Come on, dude.

1361

Okay.

1362

Is this what usually goes on around here or what's going on?

1363

We've been out of the stands still for a while.

1364

I think you should just leave.

1365

If you can give me host, Shivey, I think you should leave.

1366

You guys need to be fired.

1367

Shivey, Shivey, leave.

1368

Who are you?

1369

I mean, you're new to this conversation.

1370

I haven't talked to you yet.

1371

Yikes.

1372

I would leave.

1373

How are you?

1374

You guys need to be fired.

1375

Who are you, though?

1376

I'm confused on that part.

1377

Hey, you need to mute up, Shiv.

1378

I don't want to be standing back there.

1379

Honey.

1380

Hey, who's standing back there, D-Mattish?

1381

Can you please remove these people?

1382

You guys are disturbing this meeting, okay?

1383

This is not the way we conduct our Toastmaster meeting.

1384

No one's disturbing anything.

1385

I'm confused.

1386

Please, please.

1387

We can work with them.

1388

Who are you?

1389

I'm confused on that part.

1390

This is not the way.

1391

Okay.

1392

Oh, dudes.

1393

You look familiar.

1394

So do you.

1395

Yes.

1396

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1397

You two can just leave now.

1398

Hey, everyone.

1399

I'm JJ.

1400

What did you say, Volker?

1401

Just leave now before I just bump you.

1402

You annoyed me last time enough, and I don't want any Zoom bombing happening.

1403

You're not talking to me like that, right?

1404

Because this is my first time here.

1405

I'm gonna bump.

1406

No, it's not.

1407

I'm gonna bump you asshole.

1408

Okay, go for it What's going on dickweed?

1409

This are you coming at me sideways?

1410

I Mean this is how I'm being treated the first time here.

1411

Absolutely.

1412

Yes.

1413

Yeah, you're dickweed pal Okay, exactly just sign off or give me a chance and I'll just remove you.

1414

This is ridiculous.

1415

I can't even get a redemption I mean yikes I just expected people to be coloring that just sitting there.

1416

Oh, no, I have my Hey Kimberly, how are you?

1417

Hey.

1418

I'm not gonna necessarily be coloring, but I'm- I'm a doodler.

1419

Is that okay?

1420

Okay.

1421

Yikes.

1422

I've been here before.

1423

I just haven't turned my camera on.

1424

Oh, okay.

1425

Are we starting?

1426

We just do whatever we do when we talk, so I just demand respect.

1427

But if I don't get respect, I knock you all out, okay?

1428

Oh, wow.

1429

You demand respect.

1430

That's the way I run my show.

1431

I like that.

1432

I like that.

1433

So if I was to disrespect you, like once you made with me, or what?

1434

can we just color not talk about things like

1435

that oh I'm done yeah that's my fault I have ADHD

1436

OCD all right we just want you to color no you're

1437

good appreciate it don't tell me what to do I'm pulling

1438

your leg you know what's everyone coloring here today oh that's neat you didn't call it that's all right

1439

oh yikes really like this one too oh wow that's beautiful

1440

Katie Lindsay what are you coloring I don't have my stuff with me

1441

because I don't live with the city But I'm using my iPad

1442

so you want all of us to color but you're not She's coloring on her iPad.

1443

It's a lawyer.

1444

I think she could be for herself.

1445

Oh, I am her lawyer Classical Colette.

1446

Oh, yeah, I drew something for you Colette right here rocks Hey click can I see the

1447

The open thing you're doing Um this one?

1448

Wait can we just rewind real quick?

1449

Did you just call her Clit?

1450

I think her name is Colette.

1451

I said Colette.

1452

I just said it really fast.

1453

And I know that sounded bad but sorry.

1454

Oh that's Demi.

1455

Yeah it's a sentangle.

1456

Yeah throw that out.

1457

Hey Clit can I see your drawing again?

1458

Aww that's so pretty.

1459

Throw it out.

1460

Um Katie I think it's time to kick this guy out.

1461

Oh, I had it done too, one at a time.

1462

Hey everyone, JJ.

1463

Hey Bob, how are you?

1464

Been a minute.

1465

Well, you have to, but the one eye is not going to- Dennis, mute. Is Joe the host?

1466

No, I'm not.

1467

I think Dennis is on the phone though, so if he could mute the screen.

1468

Hey Carlin, been a while since I've seen you, how are you?

1469

Alright.

1470

Hey, Red.

1471

Hey John, how are you?

1472

Doing good, thanks.

1473

Hey Bob, what's going on?

1474

Wow, we got a lot here, don't we?

1475

You don't look like a they them, I'm surprised.

1476

Oh.

1477

Wow.

1478

They them's look like what you think they look like, so.

1479

Yeah, that's a little bit rude, Joe.

1480

No, I'm not saying it in like a bad way.

1481

I've never seen a they them like that.

1482

I'm a they was, do I not look like a they was?

1483

Oh, you do.

1484

Yeah.

1485

You're a dick.

1486

I feel like there's just like certain characteristics.

1487

I don't know if that's racist or not, but I feel like that's just how it is, you know?

1488

Wow.

1489

I'm not wrong.

1490

I don't think that's what happens in this group.

1491

Alright, I'm sorry.

1492

I'll shut up.

1493

I'll shut up.

1494

Hey, Joey, how are you?

1495

Good!

1496

addressing me.

1497

Pretty sure I was Hitch.

1498

Oh hey, hey Hitch.

1499

Hey, how you doing Joe?

1500

Good.

1501

Can I call you Joe or Joseph?

1502

What do you like being called?

1503

Do you have any kinks?

1504

You can call it either.

1505

You can call it the White House Joseph, but yeah.

1506

What about like Joey Poo?

1507

That might work for a little bit.

1508

Hey Bob, new angle.

1509

Ooh, looking fresh.

1510

Who's the host?

1511

I'm the host.

1512

I'm just confused why Joe messaged me saying he was the host.

1513

I'm not sure.

1514

Wait, what's Joe?

1515

Are you talking about Joey Poo?

1516

I'm talking about you.

1517

I didn't message you that, I'm sorry.

1518

I don't know if someone's impersonating me, but I didn't say that.

1519

Yikes, maybe someone is impersonating you.

1520

It's not Bob, is it?

1521

Not a lot of chatty Cathy's here.

1522

How about you, Carolyn?

1523

How are you?

1524

It's Carlin.

1525

If you knew her, you would know her name.

1526

Yeah, how are you?

1527

Good.

1528

How's your day going?

1529

Pretty good.

1530

No flirting, Joe.

1531

How much 3D development have you done in the past?

1532

What are some of your interests around that?

1533

After seeing the Vision Pro, I've been locked in.

1534

So Joe, what's your favorite thing about 3D?

1535

Well, the Vision Pro, I'd have to say, is that it's the first VR headset without controllers.

1536

Why is the one talking around here?

1537

No, just chilling out for a couple of minutes.

1538

I don't think I actually do.

1539

Wow, we got a rude one on our hands, don't we?

1540

Carolyn, so how long have you been in 3D development for? Since 1997.

1541

Yikes.

1542

Wow.

1543

48?

1544

Yeah.

1545

You get a buffer of pixels and you have to...

1546

If I could just cut you off.

1547

If I could just cut you off and re-are you quickly.

1548

What's going on here?

1549

Are we gonna sing now for us or what?

1550

I may not be actually interested in the topic.

1551

I am.

1552

I don't know what's happening.

1553

I'm getting a lot of feedback.

1554

I'm just confused why Bob put a seven-paragraph essay in the chat and thinks we're gonna read it.

1555

Thank you, Bob.

1556

Thank you.

1557

Yikes, Brian.

1558

We do this for a career or what?

1559

I think we might have a dickweed on our hands.

1560

David's getting pressed.

1561

David's actually getting pressed.

1562

We got a kick on Jay-Z. That was good, Brian.

1563

I think there's a dickweed in here, though, trying to interrupt.

1564

Great job, Brian.

1565

Love it.

1566

Yeah, I just had to boot somebody out of the meeting.

1567

Yeah, thank you.

1568

Pretty ridiculous.

1569

Yeah, I don't know what that is like crazy feedback coming through that usually happen around here.

1570

No there was a guy on there I don't know who it is.

1571

I kept muting him and he kept on muting himself again typical dickweed.

1572

So anyway David I think we're unmuted.

1573

I think we got on meter.

1574

Hey guys, I'm hitch and JJ.

1575

Why don't you guys mellow out man?

1576

Who are you?

1577

Confused on that part.

1578

Okay Sorry, I'll mellow out from now on.

1579

What does that mean?

1580

Define mellow.

1581

Do not speak and just keep quiet Hmm hitches a dick let's get him out of here get him out.

1582

I'm sorry.

1583

You just hit a nerf.

1584

Sorry about that Julio.

1585

I respect you I'll mellow up Julio no typing We got a kick on David.

1586

We're gonna go ahead and move on and ignore you guys.

1587

Hey Joe I don't appreciate your comments just put that out there.

1588

Huh?

1589

I don't really appreciate your comments towards Julio comments about what I don't know you're just a dick weed Honestly, I just said no typing to Julio

1590

whoa whoa whoa before this video goes on i just wanted to say

1591

that 75 percent of you guys are not subscribed to the

1592

channel what are you doing hit the subscribe button right now

1593

we're trying to hit 1 million subscribers all right back to the video subscribe mother protection

1594

and defense hi jj welcome hey i'm jj new around here

1595

just popped in time glad you're here today jj what interested you about this topic spiritual tools for defense

1596

and protection well my mom's really spiritual

1597

and she wanted me to learn more about this

1598

so she sent me this link

1599

so here we are you know calling in from alaska by the way okay welcome from alaska

1600

so glad you're here how about you bob

1601

so i've always uh been very interested in spirituality and stuff like

1602

that so you know i kind of just came here to learn more about it

1603

and kind of you know learn learn basically you know great it's a great place to be just open

1604

and like hey let's just find out how about you jerry what brought you here today

1605

I just like being surrounded by like-minded people.

1606

Well, we'll share our minds and maybe our hearts too.

1607

This is sponsored by Ekinkar, which is the path of spiritual freedom.

1608

No promoting.

1609

What do you find people need protection from?

1610

Yeah, go ahead, JJ.

1611

Bad spirits.

1612

What does it feel like when you have that sense of total protection inside yourself?

1613

I don't mean to interrupt, but I'd say it's kind of like a parallel.

1614

This sense of security is like a parallel of coming, you know?

1615

Like, okay.

1616

And JJ, so for you, what would it be like if you were totally protected from any bad spirits?

1617

How would that feel?

1618

I mean, I can also agree with Buddy over there.

1619

Yeah, it feels like busting a fat nut.

1620

Joe, well, um, if you joined the group, you would have read the description.

1621

Well, so here's the thing.

1622

My, uh, my parole officer, he sent me this.

1623

I have to do this.

1624

I have to do a sign-off form on this.

1625

So I just have to be here.

1626

He didn't really give me any information on it.

1627

He just gave me a list of classes I needed to join.

1628

Did you say you're a parole officer?

1629

Yeah, my PO sent me this.

1630

What did you do to get a parole officer?

1631

Uh, I have a couple misdemeanors under my belt, so.

1632

Hmm.

1633

Typical.

1634

Okay, well anyways.

1635

So theologically, what time do we get started?

1636

We're starting now.

1637

JJ, what we usually do for people who have never been to one of our meetings, just very briefly, your name, where do you live now, why did you want to join our group?

1638

So JJ, you want to start?

1639

Hey, I'm JJ.

1640

I'm out here in Alaska.

1641

Basically, my mom just sent me this group and she said if you don't do this, you're getting kicked out of the house, so we're here.

1642

You know?

1643

Your mom said if you don't do our group?

1644

Yeah, because apparently she pops in around here time to time.

1645

I'm not sure.

1646

What's your mom's name?

1647

Uh, Deborah.

1648

I don't remember Deborah.

1649

Okay.

1650

Carol, you look really out-enthused right now.

1651

Well, I'm just trying to figure out, you know, what people are talking about right now.

1652

That's why we got yours, you know?

1653

I'm just here so I don't go to jail.

1654

Okay, alright.

1655

Well, I'm not sure if this group will be able to keep that from popping in.

1656

Hey, just popping in here.

1657

I'm, uh, Jerry Spring, and I'm planning on going to Liberty University.

1658

Jerry I don't think we asked buddy just put

1659

that out there Jerry obviously did not read the- I believe

1660

so respected here okay I get it okay So you're- Oh no they are, sure you can stay We would be critical of Liberty University

1661

if you're okay with

1662

that then you can stay Yeah just meet your mic Assemble

1663

she touch it up on my body touchable like rainbow They're

1664

telling me my music spot feeling like a candle she wish me an eye

1665

and said she's about to handle You know how ridiculous you look?

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