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Susan, just say it once.
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No. Just one time.
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No. She's not gonna do it.
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Come on, just one fuck.
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Nah, she doesn't want to go to hell.
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Come on, Susan.
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I can express myself without that kind of language.
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Thank you.
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Come on, we got a bet going.
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Just one time.
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What's the bet?
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Oh, that Ted can get Mom to swear.
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Oh, wow, so fucking adult.
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Hey, we're at dinner.
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Just say shit.
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Shoot.
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Just give us the finger.
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There's your finger.
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Say Polack.
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Ted, really?
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It's not a race.
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You can say it.
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Yeah, it's just a bunch of guys.
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Okay, just eat your supper, fellas.
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She's not gonna swear, man.
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I win.
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Ah, fuck.
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Pay up.
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Thank you.
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Wait, you're not wearing pants.
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Where'd you get this?
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Don't you worry about where I'm keeping stuff.
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I was so fucking hungry.
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I was so hungry, too.
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It's so weird.
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You know what?
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This is like the perfect food for the perfect night.
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Yeah, like, who invented food?
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That guy rocks.
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Well, if I knew you guys were gonna get so gussied up, I would've made something fancy.
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No!
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Ma, this is perfect.
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This is perfect steak-ums.
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The perfect steak-ums.
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It's right here.
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Just, just feel it.
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Ah.
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I can feel your love in this, Ma.
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I'm so happy you love it so much.
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Jesus, you guys are acting like it's today's special illegal seafood.
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It's fine.
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I think it's delicious, Suze.
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Can you guys believe that we're just, like, we're sitting here and we're, like, having an experience and experiencing reality all at once?
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Hey, Susan, Susan, I just want to say, you have found your haircut.
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What, you think so?
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Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
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You could ride this to 70 and you'd be fine.
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Well, I just took a picture of Tipper Gore into the salon and I said, now, I know it can't be like that, but try to get it as close as you can, and so...
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Well, uh...
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Typical, I should bring in a picture of you.
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Stop it.
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This night.
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Is there a fucking gas leak or something?
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Everyone, Maddie and I have some news.
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Oh, man, it finally happened.
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Look, I'm sure this was a tough decision to make, but there's no sense in postponing the inevitable.
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You know what?
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Not every marriage is meant to last forever, and at a certain point, you're just throwing good years after bad.
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We're going out to dinner.
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Hey, that's one of my favorite meals.
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We're gonna go out, we're gonna have a nice romantic evening tomorrow.
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Just the two of us, just because.
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And we're gonna have a lovely time.
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That's right.
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My wife deserves a night out just for being her.
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We're gonna have a great meal, and it's gonna be terrific.
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Jesus, take it easy.
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What?
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I'm fucking happy.
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It's gonna be a great night.
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You know, I wonder if years from now, we'll find out this was all just one big, long heart attack.
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Hey, Matty, a Jew, a Polak, and a black guy walk into a bar...
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My fucking God, really?
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Hey, watch the language.
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Hey, tell your stupid truck that.
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He's telling racist jokes.
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I'm not racist.
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The punchline wasn't gonna be about the black guy.
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It was gonna be about the Jew.
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And to a lesser extent about the Polak and a little bit about the black guy's penis.
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See?
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The point is, none of them knew how deep the water was.
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Ow!
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Hey!
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This is assault!
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I'm being assaulted here!
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So much for the non-violent left!
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It's Christmas Eve.
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Can't we just have a nice dinner together?
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Yes, we can.
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It's a beautiful ham on Susan.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, everything looks really great.
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Thank you, girls.
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Thank you.
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You want some of this?
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Yes, please.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!
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What?
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We gotta say grace.
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Thank the Lord.
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You're welcome.
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Fine.
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Dennis, would you like to do the honors?
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Absolutely.
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Bow your heads.
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Dear Lord.
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Yes.
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Thank you for this food.
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No problem.
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And for these blessings.
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Any time.
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Make us thankful on it.
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And may we serve you mashed potatoes.
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And what the fuck?
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You wanna say grace?
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I'd feel like an asshole.
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Amen.
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Oh.
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That was just beautiful, Dennis.
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Look at all these welfare queens.
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See?
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That's the problem with this country.
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Everybody expects everything handed to them on a silver platter.
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Hey, guys.
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Um, can I talk to you about something?
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You want a tuna sandwich?
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No, I'm okay.
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Um...
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It's about John.
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Uh...
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I think he might be on the verge of...
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Well, I think he's interested in becoming sexually active.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I don't really know how I can be clearer than that.
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Have you guys ever talked to John about sex?
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Of course not.
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He's only 16.
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Talking about sex is rude.
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So you're going to rely on a gym teacher and a horny teddy bear?
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I mean, how do you expect him to learn what he needs to know?
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When you get drafted, they show you a film.
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Look, I get it can be an awkward conversation, but it's really important.
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Tony Randall was in it.
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You're absolutely right, Blair.
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You know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna clip an Ask Beth from the Globe, and I'll slide it under his door.
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Guys, there's nothing shameful about human sexuality.
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You've never been in a strip club when the lights come on. And neither have I.
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Maddie, this isn't a joke, okay?
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He needs to know this stuff.
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Look!
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I'll talk to him when the time is right.
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And I'm telling you, as somebody who knows him really well, it's the right time, okay?
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I think you're trying to avoid an uncomfortable conversation, and honestly, that's selfish of you.
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All I'm trying to do is eat my lunch here.
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Jesus.
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Your period coming in or something?
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I...
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What?
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Forget it.
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Coming in?
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Like it's my fucking adult teeth?
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Forget I brought it up.
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Fuck, it sounds like you need the talk, not him.
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Do you have any idea how a period actually works?
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I know enough.
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No one's ever explained it to you, have they?
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I tried once, but Maddie said it was too close to the holidays.
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Oh, my God.
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Aunt Suze, think about your son.
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All right?
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Don't you want John to grow up to be a sexually healthy adult?
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Blair!
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Language!
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My parents never talked to me about sex.
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I figured it all out on my own, and I'm doing just fine.
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We'll talk to John.
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Maddie, honey, that's your fourth beer.
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Yeah, I had a shit day.
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Yeah, four's like a Boston one.
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He's okay.
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I'm sorry your day was hard, honey.
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Yeah, well, sorry doesn't fix the car.
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What happened to the car, Dad?
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Whole rear fender got smashed.
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Well, how bad is it?
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It's gonna be at least 400 bucks.
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Who hid it?
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I didn't see.
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But I was parked outside the Hong Kong buffet.
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So, do the math.
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I'm sorry.
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What?
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I'm just saying.
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Wow, that is such complete bullshit.
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Hey, we're at dinner.
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It's a bullshit stereotype.
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Tell that to my car.
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Swear to God, this whole household is so goddamn backward.
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Ted has used two derogatory terms this afternoon, and then there you go, topping it off with that ignorant comment.
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I said midget.
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What was the other one?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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You're living in my house with my family, eating our food and drinking our milk.
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Tough shit if you don't like it.
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That's just.. that's great.
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I'm so glad you don't count me as a member of the family, Uncle Matty.
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Maybe Polak?
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No, couldn't be that.
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That one's fine.
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Claire, you are absolutely a member of this family.
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Maddie, tell her you're sorry. Of course he won't.
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Because if he did, he'd be admitting I'm right, which would also be admitting he is a classic Boston racist.
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I'm not a racist!
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My favorite movie is Rocky!
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How the fuck does that make you not racist?
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Uh, Apollo Creed is in the movie. So? So?
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He's a black guy who wins against a white guy.
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Oh, my God.
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I mean, it's assuming you count Italians as whites, which I mostly do.
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Of course, you know, they weren't white up until the 1960s.
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They got a big bump after Korea.
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And it wasn't so much they got more white, the Cubans got more black, but I was okay with that too.
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Isn't this the toast that got you kicked out of Ronnie's wedding?
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Again, I was explaining why it was okay that he married an Italian.
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Jesus Christ, you are literally proving my point.
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You are a raging fucking racist.
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Hey, we're at dinner.
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Sarah and I are a couple.
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Called it, Johnny.
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Motherfucker.
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Man, I thought we were gonna do this on January 3rd.
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Wait a minute.
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You, the two of you?
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Oh my god.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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What the fuck is this?
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What are you gonna do about it?
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You're gay?
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Fluid.
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What the hell does that mean?
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It means that I'm attracted to personalities, regardless of their gender.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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You're attracted to personalities and you picked her?
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Hey!
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Oh, fuck you, you've met six people.
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It's that college!
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It's that college!
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Oh my god.
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Susan, what am I always saying?
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College turns people gay.
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College turns people gay!
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Absolutely right!
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Out there on the lawn every weekend tossing the frisbee around.
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How the fuck is frisbee gay?
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It's a sport where nobody wins!
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It's only about the fun! So what?
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And what's this?
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What's this?
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Doing this all the time, huh?
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That's not a man's sport.
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You might as well be on a balcony waving goodbye to your lover.
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Making those clap catches like your front row at Elton John.
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Oh, the clap catch.
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You have clap catch and your wham-o frisbee.
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You know why it's called wham-o?
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You turn around, you bend over to pick up your frisbee and wham-o!
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Oh, you know what?
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You wish you were a frisbee, you little shit.
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It's going really good, Blair.
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We had a great time on our first date.
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Even the hospital was fun.
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Yeah, they're gonna fuck for sure.
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I mean, unless, you know, the timing's off.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I mean, you know, if she's gotta make a period.
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What?
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You know, if it's that time of the week.
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Okay, so what?
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So what if she gets her period?
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Well, like, you can't have sex then, right?
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Like, I heard that if you have sex while a girl's doing a period, then you could go back in time.
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I think I just went back in time.
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Does any male in this house actually even fucking know how it works?
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Well, do you?
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I do not.
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I actually have no idea.
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No. Yeah.
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I actually was always kind of curious.
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There's like a little tube, right?
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Yes.
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A tampon.
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Oh, yeah, I know that word.
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I know that word.
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Is a crampon also something?
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A crampon is used for rock climbing.
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It's got nothing to do with periods.
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Oh.
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It's weird that it has the word cramp in there, though, yeah?
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Two completely different things.
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But you can see why I thought...
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Okay, you want to make jokes?
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You want to fucking learn something.
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I wasn't making a joke.
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I didn't know about the rock climbing.
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God!
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How's it work?
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Give me your best guess.
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You put the tampon inside.
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Genius.
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Yes.
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How?
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You swallow it.
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You use the applicator to insert it into the vagina, And then you remove the applicator by pulling it out.
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And this happens all the time?
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Once a month for just a few days.
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Is it shorter in February?
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You wanna get fucking wet?
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No, no, no, I'm good, I'm good.
O que você vai aprender
Esse vídeo é uma ótima oportunidade para praticar expressões coloquiais e interações informais, comuns em conversas familiares. Você vai aprender a identificar e usar frases como "Pay up" (pague) ou "Don't you worry about it" (não se preocupe com isso) de forma natural. Além disso, treinará a compreensão de humor em inglês, uma habilidade crucial para se integrar em contextos cotidianos. Essas habilidades são essenciais para quem quer aprender inglês com vídeos e se comunicar de forma mais fluente.
Ouça atentamente esses sons
Na conversa, observe a ligação de palavras e as reduções típicas do inglês falado. Por exemplo, "I was so hungry" é pronunciado como "I wuz so hungy" (com a vogal "a" de "was" reduzida) e "you guys" fica "y'guys" (com a elisão de "ou" em "you"). Outro exemplo é "it's not a race", onde "it's" se funde com "not" formando "it's n'ot". Esses detalhes ajudam a melhorar a pronúncia em inglês e a entender falas mais rápidas.
Fale como um nativo: ritmo e ênfase
Para imitar o jeito nativo, preste atenção ao ritmo e à ênfase nas palavras-chave. Na frase "This is like the perfect food for the perfect night", as palavras "perfect" e "night" recebem mais destaque, com um tom mais alto. Além disso, a conversa tem um fluxo rápido, com pausas curtas entre as falas, o que reflete a naturalidade de uma reunião familiar. Praticar shadow speak (imitar a fala em tempo real) com esse vídeo ajuda a desenvolver essa sensibilidade. Lembre-se: o shadow speech é uma técnica eficaz para aprimorar a fluência e a pronúncia, então não hesite em repetir as frases várias vezes.
Com exercícios como esses, você verá que aprender inglês com vídeos pode ser divertido e prático. Use o diálogo como material para treinar a escuta, a pronúncia e a interação, e você notará progressos rápidos na sua comunicação em inglês.
O que é a Técnica de Shadowing?
Shadowing é uma técnica de aprendizado de idiomas com base científica, originalmente desenvolvida para o treinamento de intérpretes profissionais. O método é simples, mas poderoso: você ouve áudio em inglês nativo e repete imediatamente em voz alta — como uma sombra seguindo o falante com 1-2 segundos de atraso. Pesquisas mostram melhora significativa na precisão da pronúncia, entonação, ritmo, sons conectados, compreensão auditiva e fluência na fala.